Thursday, August 12, 2010

Nightmare Fuel Corner: creepypasta

Speaking of pasta! (Yes, dumb segue, I know, but bear with me here.) Speaking of pasta, it's time to introduce what I call Nightmare Fuel Corner. If you don't know what Nightmare Fuel is, go look it up on TV Tropes. I won't point you there, because t's easy to get lost and never come out.

Anywho! A creepypasta is what it sounds like: a creepy story. The main home is at the creepypasta website, but Something Awful came up with the granddaddy of them all: the Slender Man. (That'll be a topic for another time.) What constitutes a creepypasta depends mostly on what gives you the willies. What's scary to one person can be unintentional comedy to another.

Recommended reading time: not at night or during a storm if you're timid.
Rating on the Kelrian Scale: three out of five doughnuts

2 comments:

  1. Pesto. Mmmmm.....

    But..."Bullet for Prisoner"? Sounds like something that goes on at the Cheney household rather than the things normal people do...like play Scrabble.

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  2. Lord Randolph DunsbarAugust 12, 2010 at 8:04 PM

    My good man: Wrong post.

    Although, now that you mention it, Dick Cheney is about the biggest creepypasta that ever walked the Earth.

    Nevermind. Spot on!

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